FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

YEH UDAS CHEHRA YEH ANKHON MAIN NAMI HAI,

                            WAH   WAH  WAH

YEH UDAS CHEHRA YEH ANKHON MAIN NAMI HAI,

"NIDO" PIYA KARO BEAT
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 YEH CALCIUM KI KAMI HAI...,

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GAZAL

GAZAL

 O'Be_Khabar tujhe kiya Khabar teri 

  aankhon mein kaisa jamal hai"

  Tujhe dekh le jo bas aik nazar us ki

  aankhon mein phir ye sawal hai"

  "Mujhe neend se kyun jaga diya muje 

    khawab kaisa dikha diya"

   "koi aada hai koi nasha hai ya koi saadgi

   ki misaal hai"

   "meri har nazar mein basa hai tu mere har

   qalam pe likha hai tu"

   "Tujhe soch loon to ghazal meri

   na likh sakon to khayal hai...

ISLAMIC QUOET

ISLAMIC QUOET

 Apni zuban ko kisi k Aaibon say Aalooda na kro.

 Q k

 Aaib'daar ap B ho, or"Zuban"

 Doosry logon ki B hy,,,,,,

 Hazrat Ali(R.A)

GAZAL

GAZAL 

  "Ek ajb si paheli hy zindagi,

  "sb k sath hote hoye b akeli hy zindagi,

  "kabhi to ek payara sa arman hy zindagi,

  "To kabhi dard se bhara tufaan hy zindagi;

  "Kabhi phulon jesi masoom ho jati hain zindagi'

  "To kabhi gunahon ka bojh ban jati hy zindagi,

  "Koi to bata de mujhe kya hy zindagi...?

  "Suna hy chand roz ki mehman hy zindagi,

  "Zindgi se chahe jitna piyar kr lo hoti to akhir

   bewafa hai ye zindagi....

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

 Larka or larki 

 Picnic py gaye wahan larky ko chout lg gayi 

 Or khoon behnay laga, wo larki ki taraf dekhnay 

 laga k abhi wo apna dupatta phaar kr bandhy gi

 larki larkay ki nazron ka mafhoom samajhty hue

 boli:

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 putar sochi v na... 3200 da suit e mara...!

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

 American Pathan Se: Tumhen Tairna ata ha?

 Pathan: Nahi

 American: Tum se to Kutta Acha he jo tair laita he'

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 Pathan: Ghusse me tumhen tairna ata he?

 American: Yes

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 Pathan: Phir tum me Aor Kutte me kya faraq he..

 

 ('.')

 /)) Wah Pathan aj to dil khush kr diya.....

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GAZAL TUM HO BOHAT KUCH

GAZAL TUM HO BOHAT KUCH

 Sapnay hain,yaadein hain,or bohat kuch tum ho

 Tumhari baatein hain or bohat kuch....

  Hum tum ko bhulana magar doori hai,Ek majbori hai

  or bohat kuch...!

  Yeh doori Ek din kat jaye gi,yeh faaslay ek din simat

   jayen gey phir hum karen gey baatein,waadey,izhaar

   or bohat kuch...!

   Main itni dori k baad bhi in hawaon mein mehsoos karta

   hoon tumhari kushbu,tumhari aawaz,tumhara Ehsaas

   Or bohat kuch.....!

LOVE QUOTE

LOVE QUOTE

  "Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book zaviya"

    

    Kisi insan ka pehla pyar ban'na koi bari bat nahi

 "Ban'na hai toh kisi ka akhri pyar bano.

 "Eslie kabhi ya mat sochu k tum se pehle woh kisi

  or se pyar karta tha.

  "Koshish ye karo k tmhare bad usse kisi or k pyar 

  ki zarorat hi na rahe.....

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

 Father: Beti pehley tum mujhy "papa" kehti thi

  ab "dad" kehti ho....?

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  Beti: O come on "DAD" "papa" kehnay se lipstik 

  kharab ho jati hai...... 

  

  ('.')

 <)(>

_/  \_

 Sadqay jawan tere fashion tay...

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FUNNY SMS

     Only two types of communications are the

fastest in the world...

(1) E-mail

(2) Female

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mint wich gal edhar di udhar........

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

 Sardar: Mein kal "Hayat sahab" k

 "Mushairay" mein gya, magar logon ne

 Mujhe utha ke bahar phenk dia.

 2nd:- wo kiun?

 Sardar: yehi to pata nai,mein to bus "Hayat sahab"

 ke har shair k baad unhain daad de raha tha

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 "WAHAYAT"

 "WAHAYAT"......

GAZAL CHOR AYA HO

GAZAL CHOR AYA HO

•  Us k honton pe honton k nishan chor aya hon.
•  Usne mangi thi mohabat ki nishani mujhse.
•  Us k jism pe apni khushbo chor aya ho.
•  Bas itna pyar kia mane use raat bhar.
•  k us ki jan main apni jan chor aya hon.
•  Bohat tamana thi use mujhe azmane ki.
•  Aj sari hadain tor aya hon.
•  Wo bhi kaha karti thi pyar main azmaongi.
•  Aj pyar mohabat sab kochor aya hon.
•  jate jate us ne kaha meri nishani bhi rakh lo.
•  magar dil na mana or bat kal pe chor aya hon.
•  Us ne mangi thi mohabat ki nishani.
•  Zindagi bhar ki nishani chor aya hon.
•  Us k honton pe pe honton ki nishani chor aya hon......

POETRY SMS

POETRY SMS

Mehfil-e-dosti pe jamaa rakha  

hai ameeron ne qabza

                

             "Dost"

Ghurbat na hoti to dost hum be kamal k thay....

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

  Hun ne kab manga hy tumse muhabat ka sila

                          "Dost"

 bus kabi raste me milo to chommi shummi de dia karo.

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  ('.')        dn't mind

 <)(>       jani paise

- /  \         le lena......